Sunday, April 7, 2013

Chongalicious?

How ridiculous do we look?

Chongalicious - what you thought was cute but now realize big hoops, shoe laces as head bands, pasted bangs, see-through leggings, North faces with Timbs and Jordan's/chinese slippers just don't go together

This goes out to all my chongas out there,

Sorry but chonga days are behind us, I know it's hard for some of you to let go of your inner chonga but sweetie it is time to reinvent yourself. 

How to step out of your chonga shell 101

  1. Get a new wardrobe 
  2. Get your hair did
  3. Get your nails did
  4. Get your eyebrows did *this is important ladies 
  5. The less bling the better. Remember girl, as the artistic Coco Chanel once said "When accessorizing always take off the last thing you put on."
  6. Invest in some normal shoes
  7. Just STOP IT with the see-through leggings 
  8. Try a more natural everyday makeup look (no blue eyeshadows or fake beauty marks)
  9. You can do this!
  10. Remember you are beautiful
"A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous" - Coco Chanel

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